If truckers had the same perks as congressmen we would be able to:
1. Give ourselves unlimited pay raises
2. Take 6 months of the year off while the taxpayers footed the bill. 
3. Have others wash our trucks for us at no cost.
4. Make four wheelers restricted to the right lane only and make them go 55.
5. Make every shipper/receiver have a drivers lounge with cushy couches, big screen televisions and girls in short skirts to wait on us hand and foot. Oh, and make it a law for them to be nice to us.
6. Make every truck stop have a shuttle service and attendants to pump your fuel for you, have a picnic table at every parking spot with electric hookups and truckhops instead of carhops to get our coffee from inside. 
7. Make every truck a minimum of 102″ with every comfort device available so we are not so cramped up and unlimited warranties on all components for 1,000,000 miles and a reliable a.p.u.
8. Make all shippers/receivers be right off the exit with signs that are 30 feet tall with extra wide docks to pull into. 
9. Make every state repave their highways we travel on…especially louisiana.
10. Make it law that we can drive whenever we want to when we want to as long as we get our rest.
Well, that’s about all I can think of. What do you think?
Take care,
Jim 
A side from the girls in short skirts , I think it ALL sounds purity guud ! So what planet are you living on and is there room for a Turtle ? LMAO Again thank you for thinking of us about the truck.. I guess it just not meant to be right now..
Ok….this is JAN!! Short skirts??? Now that would be a sight! and It really wouldn’t do much for me! LOL Let’s not scare away the customers!
Now… the picnic tables, electical outlets, visible signs (lets make them lighted) extra wide docks, the couches and big screen tv’s sounds good.
But… lets take it one step further…. how about ONLY pull though parking at the truck stops to eliminate backing boo boo’s! That to me makes lots of sense. Its faster and easier not to mention safer!
I like THAT idea, Donna!
Jan